Where's Goldy?

What's your fantasy "geek" tech accessory?
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What?  I don't know what it would be, but it would probably have to do with doing work for me.

What vacations would you most like to take in the next five years?
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In a winnebago.  Travelling across the US with my kids and wife.  Seeing all 30 ballparks.  

How do you define greatness?
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The ability to persuade for the sake of good.

Greatness is not a destination, but a journey. What do you do for your family, career or community that you’re most proud of?
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I can juggle burritos.

What's the best thing between two slices of bread?
Submitted by Eric.

Burritos.

What, if anything, is not okay to joke about?

burritos.

Hanukkah began at sundown last night. What are you doing this year to celebrate the Festival of Lights?
Submitted by David G.

Seems like I have to answer it since I wrote it...

First, I light the menorah every night - all eight of them.

Second, since I now have a daughter, I will actually buy her little presents for each night.

Third, I love latkes.  They are absolutely amazing.  If you've never had them, go make them and eat them right now.  NOW!  And I usually use an osterizer to cut the potatoes.  The thinner the mixture, the better...

What do you see yourself doing on this day next year?
Submitted by Beautifully Broken.

Working.

What gifts, big or small, are you hoping to find under your tree this year?
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What tree?  Who's this Jesus character you guys talk about all the time?

Haven't been on Vox in a little bit, thought I'd say hi to everyone who is here who loves me (you know who you are, don't deny it Nick).

Um, don't have much to say, I just felt like typing something incoherent and rambling.  Which, coincidentally, is something I'm very good at...

Also, Mad Men rules.